Boy, has it been a while. I’ve been on an adventure. An adventure full of drugs, sex, and rock-n-roll! But alas, I can not remember all of it, for as we speak, I am hungry. In other news the bird has left the nest as they say, and went to New York. Whereupon it met up with some sexy birds and enjoyed a few adult beverages. By “a few” I mean, until the bird was black-out drunk. Silly bird. I feel like the comma I put in between mean and until is a comma splice, let me know what you think.
School is almost back in session, and one can’t feel too excited about all the homework and tests that awaits them in the fall, however, one could use this time to better themselves and prepare for the forthcomming quarter. Although this most likely won’t happen. I’ve recently invested in “Cornrow Magic” and I feel like this was a good purchase, my hair is shiny and smooth.
This summer was full of trials and tribulations that needed to be overcome. Here is a little list:
1. Fix my knee
2. Begin walking
3. Get revenge on those who called me “Hop-along-Hoople”
4. Turn 21….again?
5. pay the rent
All of these things have been somewhat accomplished. As of now I am walking and doing so like a beast. Revenge was had on Friday in the form of hot wet bucket water on the heads of those who wronged me. 21 is still a few weeks away. And as for paying the rent, I feel like this time around I may or may not need to sell myself on the corner for the money. I will also update you on that.
For now I leave you with this:
1. Don’t wrong a cripple, they might come back and dump hot water on your head
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B. Buy me presents, my birthday is coming
